So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I have already put on my inside pants.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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