I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
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Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
It's blow job season.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
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This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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