FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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