I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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