Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
