you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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