i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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