Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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