I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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