Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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