So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
My breasts were aching with rage.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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