i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
We had sex on a dog bed..
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
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