Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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