Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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