We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
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All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
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Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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