I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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