We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
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Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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