I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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