im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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