I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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