Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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