You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
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He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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