No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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