Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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