So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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