I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
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While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
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CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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