at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
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I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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