how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Randomize
