Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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