these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Randomize
