Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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