I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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