If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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