I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
