I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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