careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
No subtext here. People are naked.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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