I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
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He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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