how do flat chested girls get laid?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
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Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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