We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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