Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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