I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Randomize
