My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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