I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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