Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
