yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
where are my eyebrows?
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