Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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