Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
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Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕