he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
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She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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