Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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