so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
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I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
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Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Sorry about my life...
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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