I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Boobs speak an international language.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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