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Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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