Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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