There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
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Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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