I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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