She is in my trunk
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
dude i'm inner monologue high
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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