Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
it's great music for shaving your balls
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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