bring money and cleavage
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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