dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
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He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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