marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
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he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
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I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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